Q: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

A: Because it was out of juice!
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Q: Where did the spaghetti go to the dance?

A: The meat ball!
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Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: He needed some spare ribs!
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Q: Why do French people eat snails?

A: Because they don’t like fast food!
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because he was not peeling very well!