This is a hilarious joke I found recently. Please read carefully and if there is anything you do not understand please send us a comment. We will explain clearly.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. Whew its ten husband!

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"Oh my god, after ten husband yet you still a VIRGIN??" said the puzzled groom.

"Well, this is my explaination :
1st Husband was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

2nd Husband was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

3rd Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the 'system' up.

4th Husband was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

5th Husband was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

6th Husband was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

7th Husband was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. That was disappointing

8th Husband was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. All talk but none done.

9th Husband was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. As if he was observing an experiment.

10th Husband was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"